22 March 2007

An Unnecessary Exercise (in Frustration)

Hallo IKEA,

Meine Möbel ist am Montag gekommen, aber es war kaputt. Die Männer
hat mir gesagt, dass sie wären die Möbel zu IKEA zurücknehmen und
wären am nächsten Tag mit neue Möbel kommen, aber die Männer sind
nicht gekommen. Heute ist Donnerstag - ich möchte meine Möbel, bitte!

Ich habe anrufen probieren, aber niemand beantwortet das Telefon.

Morgen (Freitag, März 23) ist am besten für mich, um 9 bis 14, für die
Möbel zu kommen.

Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut - ich hoffe, dass Sie können dieses
Email verstehen.

Danke,
A.
(Meine Muttersprache ist Englisch)

4 comments:

sarah marie said...

I wish I could understand this post.

Anonymous said...

i actually translated it in babelfish- good luck with the furniture, A.!!!

Hello IKEA, My furniture on Monday came, but it was broken. It said the men to me that they would be furniture to IKEA take back and would be on the next day with new furniture comes, but the men did not come. Today is Thursday - I would like my furniture, please! I have call to try, but nobody answers the telephone. Tomorrow (Friday, March 23) is best for me, in order to come 9 to 14, for furniture. My German is not so good - I hope that you can understand this email. Thanks, A.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA

Blöde Männern. IKEA ist DOOF. :-P Arme Anyssa. :(

Du sollst diese Email zum IKEA geschenken. haha.

ACN said...

I did indeed send this to IKEA. On as an afterthought did I post it on my blog.

Here's my official English translation (you're funny Joe):

Hello IKEA,

My furniture came on Monday, but it was broken. The men told me that they would take the furniture back to IKEA and would bring new furniture the next day, but they didn't come. Today is Thursday - I would like my furniture, please!

I tried to call, but nobody answered the telephone.

Tomorrow (Friday, March 23) is best for me, from 9 to 2pm, for the furniture to come.

My German isn't so good - I hope that you can understand this email.

Thanks, A.
(My native language is English)